The Ultra Fuckers

And no matter how far he drives, he can't seem to find his way out. Ultra Fuckers is a work of absurd suburban horror in the tradition of Mellick's previous short novel, The Menstruating Mall.

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Author: Carlton Mellick

Publisher:

ISBN: UOM:39015073820048

Category: Fiction

Page: 95

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Tony dreads the idea of going to his wife's company dinner party in Eagle Hills; the new upper-middleclass gated community that just popped up outside of Scottsdale, AZ. He hates these Southwestern-style planned suburban neighborhoods. All of the streets look the same. All of the houses look the same. All of the people look the same. Because everything in Eagle Hills looks exactly the same, Tony has trouble finding the dinner party. He quickly becomes lost in the sea of red tile roofs. The streets seem to go on forever. The addresses don't seem to make any sense. After hours of navigating the suburban labyrinth, Tony discovers that there is something terribly wrong with the Eagle Hills gated community. There is something unnatural about the houses around him. There is something inhuman about the people staring at him through the windows. And no matter how far he drives, he can't seem to find his way out. Ultra Fuckers is a work of absurd suburban horror in the tradition of Mellick's previous short novel, The Menstruating Mall.

The Atomic Bomb in Japanese Cinema

... After Hiroshima 224 UCLA Film and Television Archive 214 Ultra Fuckers 204 Ultraman 61 Unit 731 70 Urakami Cathedral 176 Uranium Film Festival 254, ...

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Author: Matthew Edwards

Publisher: McFarland

ISBN: 9781476620206

Category: Performing Arts

Page: 300

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Seventy years after the nuclear attacks on Hiroshima and Nagasaki, Japan is still dealing with the effects of the bombings on the national psyche. From the Occupation Period to the present, Japanese cinema had offered a means of coming to terms with one of the most controversial events of the 20th century. From the monster movies Gojira (1954) and Mothra (1961) to experimental works like Go Shibata’s NN-891102 (1999), atomic bomb imagery features in all genres of Japanese film. This collection of new essays explores the cultural aftermath of the bombings and its expression in Japanese cinema. The contributors take on a number of complex issues, including the suffering of the survivors (hibakusha), the fear of future holocausts and the danger of nuclear warfare. Exclusive interviews with Go Shibata and critically acclaimed directors Roger Spottiswoode (Hiroshima) and Steven Okazaki (White Light/Black Rain) are included.

Bucket of Face

180 pages $12 BB-061 "Ultra Fuckers" Carlton Mellick III - Absurdist suburban horror about a couple who enter an upper middle class gated community but ...

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Author: Eric Hendrixson

Publisher: Eric Hendrixson

ISBN: 9781936383313

Category: Fiction

Page: 108

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Thirteen years after a police officer searching a suspected child molester's home spilled a vial of silver pollen, America is still struggling with how to recognize its sentient fruit population. Charles is just a normal guy working at a doughnut shop until an apple and a banana shoot each other in a mafia dispute, leaving a briefcase full of foreign currency and a specimen bucket at the corner booth. When Charles turns the wiseguys into doughnuts and steals their luggage, hoping for a better life for himself and his kiwi fruit girlfriend, he finds himself in the middle of a mafia war. As his girlfriend travels the DC metro area, selling off the contents of the bucket, Charles finds he is the target of a seasoned hit-tomato, who happens to be the biggest Michael Jackson fan who ever lived.

The Egg Said Nothing

180 pages $12 BB-061 "Ultra Fuckers" Carlton Mellick III - Absurdist suburban horror about a couple who enter an upper middle class gated community but ...

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Author: Caris O'Malley

Publisher: Caris O'Malley

ISBN: 9781936383269

Category: Fiction

Page: 100

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Meet Manny. He's your average shut-in with a penchant for late night television and looting local fountains for coins. With eight locks on his door and newspapers covering his windows, he's a more than a bit paranoid, too. His wasn't a great life, but it was comfortable-at least it was until the morning he awoke with an egg between his legs. But what might have been a curse becomes a charm as this unlikely event leads him to all night diner, where he finds inedible pie, undrinkable coffee, and the girl of his dreams. But can this unexpected chance at love survive after the egg cracks and time itself turns against him, dead-set on rerouting history and putting a shovel to the face of the one person who could bring real and lasting change to Manny's world?

Twisted Visions

... in Yokohama. most of the tapes sold in osaka. that's when I realized that osaka might be a really interesting place. like, they had the Ultra Fuckers in ...

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Author: Matthew Edwards

Publisher: McFarland

ISBN: 9781476628141

Category: Performing Arts

Page: 280

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Horror and exploitation films have played a pioneering role in both American and world cinema, with a number of controversial and surreal movies produced by renegade filmmakers. This collection of interviews sheds light on the work of 23 directors from across the globe who defied the conventions of Hollywood and commercial cinema. They include Alfred Sole (Alice, Sweet, Alice), Romano Scavolini (Nightmares in a Damaged Brain), Stu Segall (Drive-in Massacre), Joseph Ellison (Don’t Go in the House), David Paulsen (Savage Weekend, Schizoid), Jörg Buttgereit (Nekromantik, Schramm), Jack Sholder (Alone in the Dark, The Hidden), Marinao Baino (Dark Waters), Yoshihiko Matsui (Noisy Requiem) and Jamil Dehlavi (Born of Fire). More than 90 photographs are included, with many rare behind-the-scenes images.

Quicksand House

Je tiefer Tick und Polly in das Haus vordringen, umso mehr verwirrende Geheimnisse offenbaren sich ... Carlton Mellick III (1977 in Phoenix in Arizona geboren) schreibt Bizarro Fiction - ein Genre, das er quasi selbst erfunden hat.

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Author: Carlton Mellick III

Publisher: Festa

ISBN: 9783865529527

Category: Fiction

Page: 368

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Die Kinder sehnen sich nach der liebevollen Umarmung ihrer Mutter. Aber dieser Tag scheint nie zu kommen. Tick ??und Polly haben ihre Eltern noch nie gesehen. Sie leben mit ihnen in demselben zerfallenen Gebäude, aber aus irgendeinem Grund haben ihre Eltern sie niemals besucht. Als die Maschinen, die sie mit Nahrung und Wasser versorgen, nicht mehr funktionieren, müssen die Geschwister ihr Zimmer zum ersten Mal verlassen. Der Rest des Hauses ist viel größer, als sie sich das vorgestellt haben. Die labyrinthartigen Gänge sind dunkel und voller Schatten, in denen seltsame Kreaturen lauern. Je tiefer Tick und Polly in das Haus vordringen, umso mehr verwirrende Geheimnisse offenbaren sich ... Carlton Mellick III (1977 in Phoenix in Arizona geboren) schreibt Bizarro Fiction - ein Genre, das er quasi selbst erfunden hat. Bizarro Fiction ist seltsame Literatur. Man stelle sich einen bösen Roald Dahl auf Speed vor. Das sagt nicht viel aus? Hmm, vielleicht ahnt man etwas, wenn man einige Titel von CM3 hört: >Ultra Fuckers, Electric Jesus Corpse, The Menstruating Mall, The Haunted Vagina oder The Baby-Jesus Ass-Plug

Technicolor Ultra Mall

The punches hadn't done it, maybe some designer head fuckers would. Budgie pulled his knife from his belt and faced Sitcom's smashed remains.

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Author: Ryan Oakley

Publisher: EDGE Science Fiction and Fantasy Publishing

ISBN: 9781894817974

Category: Fiction

Page: 288

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In the commodified future the consequences of a failing society are brought to bear upon one man’s ambition and his attempt to escape his own socio-economic hell. The world’s ecosystems have been destroyed by genetic pollution and cities have evolved into mega malls. Budgie is a knife wielding, brass knuckled young man from the impoverished and brutal red section of Toronto’s T-Dot Center. When his best friend is urdered and Budgie falls in love with the woman responsible, he learns that there’s more to life than drugs, blood or money. To escape his past he must give up everything and everyone he knows and sell his perceptions to an enigmatic and dangerous gang leader. Fighting for survival and unwittingly involved in a scheme that only he can stop, Budgie must ask himself: Does he want to? Technicolor Ultra Mall is an ultra-violent science fiction dystopic novel about the value of being human in a completely commodified world.

Ultra

The proper criminals had turned up, and one of them spat at Drainpipe: 'You fuckers have broken our balls. Now you pay for everyone.

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Author: Tobias Jones

Publisher: Head of Zeus Ltd

ISBN: 9781786697356

Category: Sports & Recreation

Page: 288

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Ultras are often compared to punks, Hell's Angels, hooligans or the South American Barras Bravas. But in truth, they are a thoroughly Italian phenomenon... From the author of The Dark Heart of Italy, Blood on the Altar and A Place of Refuge. Italy's ultras are the most organised and violent fans in European football. Many groups have evolved into criminal gangs, involved in ticket-touting, drug-dealing and murder. A cross between the Hell's Angels and hooligans, they're often the foot-soldiers of the Mafia and have been instrumental in the rise of the far-right. But the purist ultras say that they are are insurgents fighting against a police state and modern football. Only amongst the ultras, they say, can you find belonging, community and a sacred concept of sport. They champion not just their teams, they say, but their forgotten suburbs and the dispossessed. Through the prism of the ultras, Jones crafts a compelling investigation into Italian society and its favourite sport. He writes about not just the ultras of some of Italy's biggest clubs – Juventus, Torino, Lazio, Roma and Genoa – but also about its lesser-known ones from Cosenza and Catania. He examines the sinister side of football fandom, with its violence and political extremism, but also admires the passion, wit, solidarity and style of a fascinating and contradictory subculture.

Shark Hunting in Paradise Garden

DININE Diaryாய BB - 061 “ Ultra Fuckers ” Carlton Mellick III - Absurdist suburban horror about a couple who enter an upper middle class gated community ...

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Author: Cameron Pierce

Publisher:

ISBN: UOM:39015081738620

Category: Fiction

Page: 112

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A group of fanatical religious tourists from the future travel back in time to meet Adam and Eve. Unfortunately, their time ship crashes, killing the majority of the crew (including the leprechauns) and leaving them stranded in this strange shark-infested land. Among the survivors are: Ernest who has the ability to turn people into mannequins, Ira who wields a razor-edged bible for a weapon, Wayne a giant wizard head with fat lizard legs, Donkey the hunchback halfwit, Anton the birdman, Rattlesnake Doctor, Ancestor, and Sturgeonwolf. This cult of deranged priests soon discover that Eden is a far more surreal and dangerous place than they could ever have imagined. It is going to take everything they've got in order to survive long enough to find another way home--Publisher's description.

Mr Ultra Mega Love

Fuckers deserve to die. With helmet in hand, Blake stops in his tracks on the field, turns, and looks straight at me. Yes, thousands of people are yelling ...

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Author: Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

Publisher: Paper & Silver, Inc.

ISBN:

Category: Fiction

Page: 260

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WILL HE EVER GET THE GIRL? From New York Times Bestseller Mimi Jean Pamfiloff comes MR. ULTRA MEGA LOVE, book one of a twisted romance serial with bad language and a cape. My name is Hudson Ulysses Ferris, better known as Huff. And I’m an ultra-nerd with mega-hang-ups. You’ll see why after you walk a day in my Converse. (My past isn’t pretty.) But hey, that’s no excuse for avoiding everything I want in life, including a fresh start at an out-of-state university. My first night there, I meet the girl of my dreams (so cool). She’s taken, of course. But even if she weren’t, she’d never date a scrawny loser like me. Then my best friend, River, is manhandled by some dipsh*t twice her size (not cool), and for once, I act like a man. It costs me big because that dude and his friends leave me for dead. But I don’t die. And when I wake up the next morning, I look different. I feel different. The bruises and cuts don’t even hurt. What the heck happened last night? Because I just lifted a bus to save a puppy, and suddenly all the girls are looking at me. Except one. She might actually be afraid of the transformation that saved my life. Just my luck.

The African Svelte

are you stupid or something? it's in the damn name you dingus. they're ultra violent. those fuckers will kill you if you even make direct eye contact with ...

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Author: Daniel Menaker

Publisher: HMH

ISBN: 9780544800168

Category: Humor

Page: 224

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“For language lovers, this book, with all its verbal tangles and wit, is sure to, in its own words, ‘pass mustard’” (Poets & Writers). Inspired by Daniel Menaker’s tenure at the New Yorker, this collection of comical, revelatory errors foraged from the wilds of everyday English comes with commentary by the author, illustrations by Roz Chast, and a foreword from Billy Collins. During his time at the renowned magazine, Menaker happened across a superb spelling mistake: “The zebras were grazing on the African svelte.” Fascinated by the idea of unintentionally meaningful spelling errors, he began to see that these gaffes—neither typos nor auto-corrects—are sometimes more interesting than their straight-laced counterparts. Through examples he has collected over the course of his decades-long career as an editor and writer, he brings us to a new understanding of language—how it’s used, what it means, and what fun it can be. Illustrated by the inimitable Roz Chast, with a foreword by former poet laureate Billy Collins, The African Svelte offers thoughtful and intelligent exit Jesus. With both uniquely happy accidents and familiar fumbles like “for all intensive purposes” and “doggy-dog world,” readers delighted by language will find themselves turning the pages with baited breath to discover fresh howlers that have them laughing off their dairy airs.

Evil Arse Soup Three Ultra Dark Comedies

'I woke up to find that fucker pissing on my head.' Wasp had recovered sufficiently from the sight of John's tears to step back into the conversation.

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Author: Dave Franklin

Publisher: Baby Ice Dog Press

ISBN:

Category: Fiction

Page: 700

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Welcome. Come amuse yourself in the company of slime-dripping vagina jaws, Aboriginal ABBA tribute bands and Deliverance-quoting parrots. This trio of politically incorrect comedies, which bleakly focus on male inadequacy and misogyny, will introduce you to a bunch of chronic misfits kicking around Wales, Australia and South Korea. But be warned - you may grow to like some of them. Just make sure you don't leave this little encyclopaedia of dysfunction on your maiden aunt's chair... Book 1: Looking For Sarah Jane Smith Marty's living in a Welsh town he hates, doing a job he's lost interest in and so bored he can't even be bothered with sex. But a new life beckons in Australia. It's also a chance to get away from his stupid mates, the loveable loser John and the ultra-macho Wasp Boy. Maybe he'll even meet an exquisite girl like his Doctor Who heroine, Sarah Jane Smith, and live happily ever after... Looking for Sarah Jane Smith - For anyone who suspects life's a bit rubbish. Part road trip and part celebration of idiotic male friendship, Looking for Sarah Jane Smith is sure to strike a chord with those who appreciate The Inbetweeners, Peep Show and Bill Hicks. Book 2: Manic Streets of Perth Perth. It's thousands of miles from anywhere, it's got a rubbish Bell Tower and not enough of the laidback locals are being eaten by sharks. Well, that's what expat reporter Paul Lewis thinks, but after a lonely Manic Street Preachers fan reveals her disastrously unlucky life suddenly nothing's the same... Manic Streets of Perth - Where a snake-wielding robber is just the start of your troubles. Gentler and warmer than Dave Franklin's other novels, Manic Streets of Perth is an easy to read comedy. Book 3: English Toss on Planet Andong Every year thousands of people travel to faraway lands to teach English as a foreign language. The fools. One such expat is Paul Taylor, a heartbroken Aussie looking for a fresh start in a South Korean classroom. The lack of training isn't much of a help, but it's the baffling natives and unhinged flatmates that really start to convince him he's crash-landed in another galaxy... Packed with over the top characters, English Toss is a demented sitcom of a novel that revels in the extremes of expat dislocation. Total length: 240,000 words.

The Egg Man

ouse of Houses NECRO SEX MACHINE SQUID PULP BLUES KIVIS L. DONIRE GRIRE DUKA BB - 061 “ Ultra Fuckers ” Carlton Mellick III Absurdist suburban horror about ...

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Author: Carlton Mellick

Publisher:

ISBN: UOM:39015081739156

Category: Fiction

Page: 168

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Ultra Taiwan Fighter

It was 3:40 am He thought to himself, I had better get into my flight suit and get this mother fucker ground tested. I should be able to blast off by 4 am ...

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Author: Jon Schiller

Publisher: CreateSpace

ISBN: 9780977430505

Category: Fiction

Page: 284

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Consumed with the desire to regain Mainland China (the Peoples' Republic of China), the leaders of the Republic of China (Taiwan) plan to build a super-advanced fighter aircraft/rocket and use it to destroy the Chinese leadership during a military parade when they will all be sitting in the same reviewing stand. After an unsuccessful attempt to obtain assistance from the US, the Taiwan intelligence agency sends an agent, Eddie Chung, to the US to recruit the aid of an American aircraft designer, Randy McLyle, and his beautiful associate, Patricia Manos. These two talented engineers agree to immigrate to Taiwan when offered ten million dollars for their super advanced design which had just been rejected by the US Air Force as being "too far out." Love blooms between test pilots, intelligence agents, political leaders and aircraft designers from China and from Taiwan as plots thicken and patriotism grows.

Adolf in Wonderland

... Kevin Donihe “ Ultra Fuckers ” by Carlton Mellick III “ Super Cell Anemia ” by Duncan Barlow “ Wall of Kiss ” by Gina Ranalli “ Cocoon Of Terror " by ...

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Author: Carlton Mellick

Publisher:

ISBN: UOM:39015074369532

Category: Fiction

Page: 166

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In an alternate version of the future where Hitler had conquered the entire world during WW2 and developed society into his vision of utopia, an SS officer is on a mission to find and exterminate the last imperfect human on Earth. Following his trail leads the young Nazi to a small town hidden in the middle of the desert; a place that has been cut off from society for so long that it has developed its own strange and disturbing culture. Thus begins Mellick's dreamlike adventure that takes a young descendent of Adolf Hitler's design and sends him down the rabbit hole into a world of imperfection and disorder, where even the laws of reality itself don't seem to apply. A tribute to both Franz Kafka and Lewis Carroll, "Adolf in Wonderland" is a perfect read for fans of the bizarro genre.

The Wire

Their live sound is cover hardcore act No Fucker's “ Noise Not almost ... They were an American set of ultra - intense instrumental Prog rock .

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ISBN: UVA:X030329724

Category: Electronic music

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Cinematic Bodies of Eastern Europe and Russia

An ultra-nationalist group known as the Earth Fuckers [Zemleyoby] discovers the truth about 'blue lard', that it confers immortality on anyone who is ...

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Author: Matilda Mroz

Publisher: Edinburgh University Press

ISBN: 9781474405157

Category: Performing Arts

Page: 272

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Bringing together a range of theoretical and critical approaches, this edited collection is the first book to examine representations of the body in Eastern European and Russian cinema after the Second World War. Drawing on the history of the region, as well as Western and Eastern scholarship on the body, the book focuses on three areas: the traumatized body, the body as a site of erotic pleasure, and the relationship between the body and history. Critically dissecting the different ideological and aesthetic ways human bodies are framed, The Cinematic Bodies of Eastern Europe and Russia also demonstrates how bodily discourses oscillate between complicity and subversion, and how they shaped individuals and societies both during and after the period of state socialism.

Lisa Jackson s Bentz Montoya Bundle Shiver Absolute Fear Lost Souls Hot Blooded Cold Blooded Malice Devious

In the flashlight's glow he stared at the weapon, a Pomeroy all-purpose handyman's tool scripted with the name “Ultra.” His jaw dropped. Fucker!

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Author: Lisa Jackson

Publisher: Kensington Publishing Corp.

ISBN: 9781420130867

Category: Fiction

Page: 352

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In each of her gripping bestsellers, Lisa Jackson has brought readers to the edge of their seats and proven herself a master of romantic suspense. Now the New York Times bestselling author of Hot Blooded and Cold Blooded delivers her most powerful novel yet, bringing back New Orleans detective Reuben Montoya as he matches wits with a twisted psychopath whose very presence makes his victims SHIVER. . . Every Serial Killer. . . A serial killer is stalking the streets of New Orleans. The victims are killed in a ritual fashion, a series of numbers tattooed into their bodies. There are no clues, no connections except one: a crumbling old asylum that was once the scene of unspeakable madness--and is now the calling card of a new kind of fear. Is Searching For. . . "Solidifies Jackson's status as the queen of the modern-day suspense thriller." --The Providence Journal Kristi Bentz wants to write true crime. All she needs is that one case that will take her to the top. She finds it when she enrolls at All Saints College after learning that four girls have disappeared in less than two years. "Expect the unexpected." --The Clarion Ledger A First One Dead Body. . . A prostitute lies strangled in a seedy French Quarter hotel room. Miles away, in a rambling plantation house on the sultry shores of Lake Ponchartrain, popular late-night radio host Dr. Samantha Leeds receives a threatening crank call. All in a day's work for a celebrity. Who would think to link the two? His Vengeance Will Be Repeated. . . A woman's slashed, incinerated corpse is found in a seedy New Orleans apartment. Her killer is certain there were no witnesses, unaware that his every move was seen by a beautiful stranger--from her bed in a bayou cottage on the outskirts of town. . . And Repeated. . . "Taut, twisty. . .Malice displays the skilled Jackson at her best yet." --The Providence Journal The perfect moment is here at last. The humiliation and pain he put her through is about to be repaid. Soon Rick Bentz will know the torment of losing the person he loves most--and better yet, he'll have to watch. . . "Gripping. . .Jackson heightens the creep factor." --Publishers Weekly "Terrifying. . .A Creepy Thriller." –Publishers Weekly When New Orleans detective Reuben Montoya is called to investigate a murder with his partner Rick Bentz, he's shocked to recognize the victim. Camille Renard, an old high-school friend, was found on the altar of St. Marguerite's cathedral, dressed in a yellowed bridal gown and viciously garroted. . .

Maximum Rocknroll

( CS ) I don't know why , but I expected ULTRA DOLPHINS ( Specimen 32 ... ROSE - " War Machine " CD NO FUCKER - " Maelstrom ” EP Wow , Hawaiian hardcore !

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ISBN: UOM:39015073795612

Category: Popular music

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